Dear God,I have a big problem: Tonight I have to debate the running mate of the liberal, atheist competitor of my guy. Yea, I know what you saying … relax Sarah you have the lipstick and it’s not possible that these antichrists wins. But honestly I am a little bit nervous. So I drew up a little list of things I need within the next 24 hours:
Low temperature
Every body freaks out about global warming – this is such a point we Alaskans can hardly understand, we think it’s cold enough. But ok everything for the people. So please put our country first and start the winter now.
A sign
Is it possible to have some freaked out chickens from Biden’s Delaware to invade the US? So we can send our moose to defend us against the evil?
God I know you are a really busy person but it I’m sure you are there for me, when I need you.
Your biggest fan
Sarah
PS: Check out my newest blog: http://globalwarmingiscausedbyabigwarmhugeofgod.sarahpalin.com
PPS: Can you explain me again the concept of Immaculate Conception; I am pretty sure that my daughter Bristol had one…