Letter from an Ice bear

Dear Sarah,

I’m not very busy these days. It’s kind of boring, being caged in a small cage. The most interesting thing in my life is listening to the chatting visitors of the zoo. And election time means real fun for me – I get the latest news, commentated by normal people, not such as the detached commentators in the news.

If you believe in people’s gossip you’re member of the „Assembly of God“. Do you really believe that the ultimate Armageddon is coming soon and the only place you’re safe is in Alaska? I want to support your plan, moving all 450 Million Americans to Alaska! I have packed already, I’m ready to move!

Please help John McCain not to survive another Melanoma, that your beliefs come true and the Ice bears of this world can return to the north.

Yours,
Uncle Sam,
Ice bear, Zoo of Austin

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